Puppy: I WANTZ TA PLAY WIT YOOS!!
Cat: Human, is this your canine? You have exactly three seconds to remove him from my sight before I destroy it.
(Source: sleazypete)
What race are you?
- black people: black
- white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
- hispanic people: not Mexican
- asian people: not Chinese

